QueenyMcfaggot Intern
Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 2
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: Shut up, you filthy whore! |
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Dear Mom,
I miss you very much. I wish you were here. Camp is fun.
I beat off seventy-three men yesterday. It reminded me of you.
I like electronic music such as The Knife, Fischerspooner, and other musics too. What is your favorite music?
Sincerely, Your Son,
Squiggles Meat-Fart Junior |
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QueenyMcfaggot Intern
Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 2
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:13 am Post subject: Don't be a fuckin' faggot! |
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Dear Son,
My favorite music is the sound of your father eating out my crusty brown vagina. Go fuck yourself.
Just kidding. You know I hate music.
Love,
Mom
P.S. Your brother fell off the roof yesterday. His dick fell off. Thought you'd want to know. Meh. |
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